Sunday, March 29, 2009

Formal, not.

My break is coming to a screeching halt.

Pros? Cons?

Pros... hm... I can finally get back to school and get back to work. I don't know what has happened to me... but I'm aching to get my hands on homework... WHAT?! No I'm not! But.. I am.. No.. NO I'M NOT!

Cons...


SLEEP... I've been sleeping late and waking up late. Well, except Monday-Thursday, hehe, where I woke up every morning at 5 to hit the gym.



I'm not going to bother focusing on my grammar or intellect, I'm really exhausted right now.

I cleaned my room the other day.. which always happens to be a Wednesday, right? hahah. Ran through a box full of memories... memories.. hmmm. I reread my basic training letters, and I envisioned where I was during that time, rather interesting. The music that influenced my writing, the environment that molded my mind and thoughts. My heart has distended to incorporate a lot of emotions and "growing up"...

I haven't lost track of who I am. People throw insults at me, claiming that I aspire too high, or I am an effete snob with the ego the size of Jersey.

I ran across my Elementary School stuff... which I find extremely funny. Yannie, if you read this, let it be known that you looked extremely ridiculous back then, those buck teethes fooled me greatly... by the way, thanks for coming with me to Fremont you asscrack. You almost witnessed me getting knocked out.

Anyways, I wanted to extend my gratitude to the Falcon Battalion for maintaining the Principles Trophy. You all know how much it means to me that the trophy stayed with us. I'm glad to have been part of it all, and as the commanders devolved into the 09' commanders, and eventually the 10' co you have all shown great leadership, dedication, motivation, and heart. I'm proud of you all... and once again, THANK YOU...


As for spring break.. hmm. Could've been better. I spend most of my break doing homework, what can I say? I'm a nerd at heart. Played football, watched movies, had breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, and plenty of midnight, or even "too-damn early" breakfast.

I wish I could've spent time with you. I wish I could've seen you more, that's what really bugged me this entire break. I hate what has happened between us... We were so damn close, and now it seems as if we live on different planets. Truth be told, my apodictic tone may sound pathetic right now... but I really miss you.


I left one final assignment to work on. Issue speech... I don't know what I want to talk about. I'm usually extremely confident in my words, demeanor, and grace.. but I feel as if I've fallen from that stature. My judgement do define my actions in a more neoteric manner, more modern, if you will. I won't say hi to you, if I don't know you... then again, how will I make friends? Hahahaha.

But I feel as if I'm overtly invidious of nobody. My expectations are either set too high, or my hopes are too low... What's wrong with me?

People... double standard.. double standard. Stop this FML epidemic. It has sweepe- No, it has swiffered the nation.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

My, my darling.

I have a real nasty habit of not updating my blogs very often... I blame the endless amount of homework! In fact, I really should not be blogging, but I felt as if I've been out of the spotlight for a while, and it feels right to blog.

Well, it's Spring time! - What does that mean?!

ALLERGIES! YES!! I have a tendency to fall prey to the grips of death - literally, when it comes to allergies. I begin to lose self-confidence, and my motivation on certain things. This crap of a wreck on my body began Sunday night as I finished up the last few measure on my research paper and went to bed, only to wake every hour in agony. SIGH.

Well, I'd rather not blog about my sickness, because my health has not recovered from the degringolade that won't cease for quite a while.


Also, on Tuesday, my friends and I celebrated our two-week rendezvous at certain restaurants surrounding SJSU, and this time, it was at Flames restaurant RIGHT there within the 4th street garage... lovely.







Now that I have my update out of the way, I want to clear a path for my usual observations.

Today, I will address the issue of the use of the phrase, "No offense, but ______" Now, I was aware of this during an internship I attended at the King Library the previous week. I was grouped with my peers and all that good stuff. However, there was this blatant fool who pushed his intrusive agenda onto a collegium of students, who he embodied himself!

I must admit, I am well aware that I am a victim of this. I fully address my hypocrisy, but I am not going to truckle to that phrase anymore. I see through the inconsistencies of my words now, and I'm here to vindicate myself by discoursing my plan of action: I shall give a brief reason as to why the phrase, "No offense, but _____" is the biggest example of an arrogant, impudent son of a bitch - and I say that wholeheartedly.


Firstly, offenders must take into account what the context they are actually implying to the intended victim of their brash words.

Offenders begin by stating, "No offense", with their tone of voice trailing into a path to the dark side; therefore, they are setting a degree of upset towards the victim.

In addition, let me add that these offenders are the usual self-appointed gadfly of the local population; the vain friend who sticks in your group of friends because they enjoy the scission they create amongst the group - particularly annoyance!

Continuing on, the offender begins with a statement, and giving hint that an eventual contradiction is ahead of it's way.

Now, let's complete the hypocrisy. "No offense Nancy, but you are a complete bitch"

The majority of cases where this is the phrase thrown out, the evidence provided is completely absurd!

Take for example, Nancy is nominated for President of the Interact Club, but opponents of this nomination states, "No offense Nancy, but you are a complete bitch," which is an obvious case of the fallacy of non sequitur - in that it does not follow!

Think hard about what they are REALLY implying to the victim.

I) "No offense" - There is no offense, Nancy.

II) "You are a complete bitch" - Nancy, you are a complete female dog, thus, a bitch.


Look at what the context is really saying. The first point establishes the fact and reason that there will be no offense given, correct? The second point completely backlashes the potentially friendly connotation of the first point.

You may then say, 'but wait Alan, the word 'but' is used!' And you are correct, consider yourself a luminary achiever.

The word 'but' is put into action to deter the direction of language. However, the wording, the phrase is packed with such strong language.

They are saying, "No offense Nancy, but you are a complete bitch" What are they saying? No they are not remorseful, because they said, no offense, correct?

In all, they are implying, don't take offense, Nancy, but you are a complete bitch. Yes, they said no offense, BUT they just called her a bitch. How is Nancy not to take offense to this?

They are trying to assuage their context by insinuating their words were not meant to harm, yet were - and do! Do you readers begin to see the inconsistency of this? The offenders, by assumption, believe the persons they are about to "not offend" will understand their base of assumption - in that they will not take offense!

In other words, the offender solemnly believes that their own assumed understanding will coexist with the person they are about to offend!

What do we call these people, ladies and gentlemen? That's right!... Ignorant fools who claims their path to self-righteousness is their path to becoming the Messiah, and we are all beheld to this coming herculean knowledge!

So, "No offense Nancy, but you are a complete bitch" types of talk, do not cut it with me. These people are trying to pose their idealistic junk onto me, in that I should not take offense to whatever remark is about to come at me. Simply because THEY believe I should not take offense, does not mean I do not take offense, because they are attacking the very character I represent to the world, my peers, my friends, my family, and most importantly, myself.

So the next time someone says to you, "No offense, but you-," cut them off immediately, and briefly explain to them that just because they believe you should not take offense to something, does not mean you will not take offense.

It's time for everyone to stand up to those arrogant and immutable people who want to put you in your place. Don't let them, my readers. Then slap them forcibly, but not with physical force... no, but by SOUL force.

Because why?

Because Knowledge is power! Yay!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Testing 1, 2, 3, 4

Good morning, good afternoon, and good night.


It's time to take a bow people, it's time to stand your ground and plant your feet with your toes pointed forward.. I like to view myself as an optimistic person, I try my best to find the more proactive, if not better solution to any situation.

So this will be my first informal blog and switch from xanga to live journal to xanga to blogspot.


The next time someone judges you for your hobbies, do me a favor and give them a piece of your mind and fist.


I'm not sure if I'll have anyone follow my blogs as they have before, but in the case they do... i apologize for the informality and weak blog this is compared to my others. I passed out on my bed at 11, woke up at 3:40... and well, here I am.

Cheers everyone.