WHAT

Have you guys seen this commercial yet? The one where the lady loses her kid in the park???




O.K.. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID & FREAKY!

This is creepy! LIKE REALLY!

What kinda way is this to sell batteries?!

Remember back in the day when commercials for batteries made sense?!




Anyways, this damn lady is like standing there in the park shouting, "KEVIN!??! KEVIN!!??!?!? HAS ANYBODY SEEN KEVIN!?!?"

She's standing there freaking out, and she pulls out this fucking thing and bam bam bam bam!

And here comes Kevin runnin out of the woods

And they're like, "DURACELL BATTERIES"

What the hell IS THAT?! I'm like, dude, the hell with the batteries, the hell was that thing she pulled out of her pocket?! you know?! how did kevin know to come out of the woods!?

He didn't have an antenna, his sneakers weren't glowing, he didn't have anything! What the hell was in Kevin, don't just show me that shit like it's normal!

That is some psycho new world order stuff!